Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Pantie talk


Today I decided to purchase some new lingerie, just for the heck of it, I wanted to splurge maybe, or maybe I just grew tired of the current models in my chest of drawers.

I do have to plead guilty when accused of having a bit of a fixation on lingerie, no amount is ever too much if it looks and feels good, I like to blame this on my mother… I recall seeing her walk around the house in the middle of the summer in satin or silk chemises and gowns, can't say I blame her the California heat can affect terribly a single MILF in her late 20's, sadly age has finally caught up with her 20 plus years later.

Soooooo anywho, I went online to a certain famous website for having pretty sexy "angels" for those who don't know what I'm on about *cough Victoria's Secret cough*.

Browsing for page to page, unceasingly clicking links and viewing garment after garment I was depressed and not because I had browsed through a hundred pictures of lingerie models and blah blah boobs blah body blah blah, I like my body as imperfect as it is and I have to admit I like girls too so I quite enjoyed viewing the photographs, I was sad because of the actual designs of the lingerie and even the colours were awful… when did neon green zebra become sexy? 

Call me old fashion, call me close minded, call me a bitch if you like but I'm sorry for that price you have to be fucking joking! 

Ages ago I refused to go to Fredrick's of Hollywood because I erroneously thought their lingerie was more skanky, (probably because I heard their dresses were ridiculously short), I opted for going to their website and check out some of their lingerie… pleasantly surprised by very sexy, classy, lace, satin, silky looking panties! And even better price! I continued to browse away for about an hour making my mind up "Oh no, what do I chose? Satin and lace or lace and rhinestones?"

The bras are equally gorgeous sadly the sizing is not in my favour.

I still don't understand where VS went so crazy over neon animal prints clashing with neon lace, not only in their "collage girl" section, but animal print is even invading granny panties. And please don't get me wrong, I still shop for bras and night gowns there, I'm a big fan of their bras (very comfy when not ridiculously over padded) and their baby dolls and slips are deliciously comfy but… VS what the heck is up with your panties?!?!?!